Oh, what a slippery word is slut! Over the course of six centuries, it has referred to men, women, dogs, and light fixtures. It has meant messy, amoral, and, in one instance at least, cute. It has been a noun, a verb, and an adjective. Enter Liz Jordan. Liz is horny. Almost all the time. What happens when “The Usual” doesn’t work for Slutty Liz? (The usual being waking up every morning and rubbing one out for multiple orgasms!) As Liz tells you, “drastic measures”: slutty late night calls to “fuck buddies”; swiping right on her favorite slutty dating app; or, in what you’re about to witness, visiting her favorite slutty store. What ’til you get a load of Slutty Liz! Or…wait until you watch Liz take a whole lotta loads! Enjoy my bro!
