Haley Spades has made up a chart of the sizes of all the dicks she’s tried. She’s on a quest to figure out the best size, as she explains to her friend Jazmin Luv. Haley’s stepbrother, Juan Loco, comes in as the girls are discussing. They tell him this is a project for school and that it’s based off real life, which is the best type of project. Juan asks why there are no dicks in the six-to-seven-inch category, and Haley tells him that she hasn’t had any. When Juan implies that he falls into that range, Jazmin offers to measure him. Juan is weirded out and leaves.
