Mina Moon is having an absolute bullshit day. She can’t find anything to watch on TV, she can’t find her phone and she can’t find the cookie in her ice cream, but worst of all, she’s been dumped by her piece of shit cheating boyfriend. Her buddy Duncan Saint shows up and is devastated to see his friend in such a bad way. He lends her a shoulder to cry on and a sympathetic ear, but he tells her the only real way to get over a bad break-up is with a great hook-up. Mina strips down to her underwear in her room, reminding herself that under her bulky hoodie and sweats she’s got an incredible body and a pair of perky tits that look great in a tiny pink shirt…
