My chat with Ophelia Kaan opened on the topics of her name and low-key MILF status—I would have guessed her age at a decade younger. She’s been fucking her way around the porn industry for the last couple years after cutting her teeth on fetish porn. “I really like pain,” she giggled, and that ain’t all she’s into. “I just like sex! It’s all fun!” Our conversation meandered from her masturbatory habits, to her love of women, to the day job she wouldn’t reveal. “I’m always servicing somebody,” she hinted.