Sometimes you’re on level 219, crushing enemies & chatting to gamers when your stepmom barges in. Rarely do these moments include a pocket booty masturbator, but such is my life. Yup, my stepmom Abby Somers noticed the charge on their credit card & found the toy and wants to talk now. Not good! Or so I (Diego Perez) thought at first…She tells me she likes anal and there is nothing wrong with a little exploration!? She says she wants me to have some experience and won’t tell my dad as she takes off her jeans.
