Juan Loco is looking forward to Christmas being over with. As he tosses and turns, he mumbles to himself about all the times his dad has gotten married and divorced, leaving him with so many stepsisters. Even as Juan tosses and turns, Xxlayna Marie, his stepsister of Christmas past, materializes in bed and declares she’s going to help Juan get to the bottom of why he hates Christmas so much. Guiding Juan into the living room, Xxlayna shows him a replay of another stepsister, Jill Kassidy, stopping mid-BJ to go open gifts with her friend…