Four conservative parents (Pristine Edge, Jupiter Jetson, Audrey Madison, and Kit Mercer) are outraged that the next school play is going to be an adaptation of a popular movie that contains sexual themes and teenage lesbians. They’ve been successful with implementing change within the school, such as the dress code, and plan to voice their concerns about the play as well. But they need to know what they’re up against first, so they break out a copy of the script to look over together.