As the night Duty Manager at a swanky hotel, I often have to handle noise complaints. When loud music complaints from Room 1593 came to my attention, I had to go and check it out. Much to my surprise and excitement, the loud guests turned out to be famous musicians. And, as you might know, sexy music stars get me so wet! So, I decided to make a deal with them: I wouldn’t file the complaint to upper management IF they fucked ALL my holes!
