Your step-daughter, Kinsley Eden, is a real handful. In fact, you just caught her sneaking out of her room late, late at night. She’s going out to get laid, probably, and you know this cause she wants to cut a deal. “Don’t tell my mom! I’m 18!! I shouldn’t even have to deal with this! I want to go out sooo bad! Is there anything I can do?” She’ll ask you this as she’s starting at the tent in your underwear, and let’s face it — she’s not your “real” daughter and handjobs aren’t sex. In other words, “yes, I can make a deal!”
