I have a question for you.. Just listen. What does a good big brother do? Like… A good big brother should be nice, help his little sister, protect her. Right? Do you do any of those things? No. You steal my panties and spy on me when I change. And you’re basically a jerk most of the time. Shut up. But.. Because I’m a good little sister, and also very nice, I’m not going to tell Mom all the gross stuff you’ve been doing. I’ve decided we can come to a new arrangement that we’ll both like a lot more….
