Sometimes things happen that I can’t understand. For example, yesterday on the news, a Colombian pilot filmed a UFO. And today I met a couple in which the girl didn’t even know the guy was head over heels in love with her, and the moron couldn’t explain his feelings to her because he didn’t speak her language. Rest assured, I fucked them both. By the way, I think they were some kind of spies, so if you know anyone in intelligence, show them this video…
