I was driving around in the confession van with my friend one night when we saw this sexy lady standing by herself on the street. After introducing ourselves, the woman explained she had travelled from Italy and was waiting for a friend to come pick her up. I told her we were offering spiritual guidance, and that we would give her money if she was willing to come into our van to confess her sins. Since it was cold outside and her friend was stuck in traffic, she agreed to follow us.
