The other day, this hot British woman approached the Fake Taxi asking if I was free. Her name was Atlanta Moreno, and she was a gymnastics teacher looking for a ride to the dance studio. I told her I was waiting for another customer, but negotiated that she could stay in my cab if she showed me some of her acrobatic poses. Atlanta agreed, and as we started driving, she stuck her legs up in the air and shook her booty for me.
