Hello darkness–I mean, viewers. On this somber day, we join the Stabbin’ Crew at a low point. After putting everything they had into their “perfect” scene, the numbers just weren”t there to back them up. Everyone has gathered back at the Cox residence to lick their wounds. To add insult to injury, Connor is forced to watch Ricky Spanish push his relative”s buttons, oiling up Sally D”Angelo’s massive tits as they bask in the sun…