Artemisia Love has noticed that her stepson, Jason, has been acting really down lately. He’s been in a bad mood and hiding his room a lot. Artemisia has been trying to show some stepmotherly concern to her stepson, so she joins him in his bedroom and asks what’s wrong. It takes her a few tries and a promise to not just go running to Jason’s dad with his problem, but eventually Jason tells her. He explains that his girlfriend hasn’t slept with him in over a month and his blue balls are hurting a lot. It turns out that’s one problem Artemisia can help him out with! She has already promised not to tell Jason’s dad, so there’s really nothing stopping her from helping Jason drain his balls…