Sometimes the angels do look out for you. Take our man Tee for instance. Today has been shit. It’s his birthday and literally nobody even cares. No parties at work. No friends offering to have a bbq for him. Recently his wife left him and took his family. He has no new girlfriend. Yep, this man is as lonely as you can be. It looks like it is going to be one lonely night for Tee. When he gets home he notices that the back slider is open. He could have sworn he locked it. Then when he walks up the stairs he finds a naked woman in his bed tied up with happy birthday balloons…