Before I get into my usual shtick, I wanna make a statement: If by the end of this week’s casting update, you don’t think this girl Theodora is one of the hottest girls you’ve ever seen getting fucked on this couch, then you’re a goddamn liar. This girl is another great on a long list of greats we’ve had these past few months. There’s nothing I’m going to be able to write that’s going to match what you’re about to see. She’s 25, drop dead gorgeous and she’s got personality for days…