Fresh faced Jackie is 18 years old and works in what we’ll call a “Shamazon” warehouse… (we don’t need Jeff Bezos all in our shit ya’ll)… Anyway, she’s here cause apparently that job sucks balls. I’m guessing she figures if she’s gonna suck balls for a living, she might as well get paid better than they do in those sweatshops. So today we’ll throw her right in the action. I don’t know why, but something about the way she’s smackin’ on that gum during the interview both annoys the shit outta me, and turns me on…
