Joyce (Evelyn Claire) is sitting at her laptop typing at a feverish speed. “Lisa and I stayed up all night talking. She told me about her life; her loves and her losses. It was life-changing. I’m not sure how much of it I can use for my research, but it has changed my perspective. Lisa promised to introduce me to some of her friends.” It was then that Joyce heard Paula’s (Lena Anderson’s) alarm clock in the next room. Joyce continues to type, this time about her newfound friendship with Paula, “In the last few days Paula and I have become surprisingly inseparable. Paula is showing a lot of interest in my work. Lisa taught me what sex with a woman could be like, but Paula taught me all about friendship. It seemed destined, we could be best friends forever.” Unfortunately, it was the next day when Paula would ditch out on a meeting with a REAL lesbian couple. She promised she’d come with, but she ghosted me, and simply texted “sorry,” with the address.