I was driving when a short man with tattoos got into my cab. He asked me not to take him to Isengard, but rather, to the town center, so he could purchase the one true ring to propose to his partner in marriage. Get this – his name, it was Bilbo Shaggins. I told him I was a big fan of the movies, and proposed to him an adventure. Since he was going to get married, he needed a stag party, and what better way to celebrate than to fuck my pussy?…
